A Poem

I'm about to leave work
I can't wait to
You know
Just
Push through those doors
Today I spoke to a colleague for five minutes about things I hate
And this is the distilled version
in no particular order

Richard Hammond
Smug twats
Poems
People who watch rugby
People who call football soccer
Dead chickens (Scousers beware)
The Glazer family
Top Gear
Afternoons
Carling
St George Flags
People who appear on Newsnight
Girls in gangs
That Boots Christmas Advert
All Christmas adverts
Phrases
Manchester United Ticket Office
Wembley
England fans
K-Swiss trainers
The Daily Mail
The Express
Twilight
Men who refer to themselves as blokes
Blogs
Fedex
ciddy
laptops
most kinds of cheese
chinos
trying to write stuff
living in London without money
christmas lights
x factor
loads of other things.

So...bored and I copied most of these out of UWS. (United We Stand)